The Ticket

A story that I found on the internet that was too funny to pass up:

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a store. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, “Come on, man. How about giving a retired person a break”? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a “Nazi.” He glared at me and started writing another ticket for “having worn tires”. So I called him a “member of the doughnut eating Gestapo.” He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn’t care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said “Hillary in ‘08.”

I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired.

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March 2, 2007 | Filed Under Humor

 

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One Response to “The Ticket”

  1. Hannah you know... hannah...Musch :D on August 23rd, 2007 3:58 pm

    haha that’s one of the funniest stories I know!!!! OMG!!!! I never really got on your sight IDK y I’m wierd like that….but lol I’m hooked now!!!! so I hope you like me and you like comments lol cause your about to get a truck load….lol ;)

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